Man on an island, day 358

I wake up a short while later, my ears are ringing and my face feels it's gone 12 rounds with Mikey Tyson and lost. Something is very wrong here... my world is upside down and I can only see out of one eye, then I come to my senses and I see that I've been strapped upside down and been carried on a pole by the warriors. I don't know where their taking me and what their intentions are with me. I look around and I see dopey and fatboy walking next to me, They're nursing their wounds and staring at me with murderous eyes. I smile at them through bloody and missing teeth. They grip their weapons tightly but I ignore them. I try to figure out the direction their taking me but it is to no avail. After a few hours I hear loud voices and I turn my head around...it's a village! They carry me through the big gates. Oh how am I going to get out of this one?