"Why am I here? I would love some answers" I say while swirling the rum in the glass (seriously, where did he get the glasses?!)
"Well laddie, How am I going to say this? I have a rodent problem and I need your help."
"Rodents?"
"Rodents: large, thieving, murderous, stinking, rum stealing rodents"
"And you need these pests removed?"
He smiles wickedly. "Aye laddie". He reaches behind him and hands me a cutlass, I feel the jewel inlaid hilt in my hand and the razor sharp edge shimmers in the sunlight. "I hope you can handle that thing."
I down the rum in one shot. " Show me these rodents"
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